On a plane going to New York the flight attendant asked a blonde sitting in the first-class section to economy since she didn't have a first-class ticket.
    The blonde replied, “I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving.” Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak to her. He went to talk with the woman, asking her to move out of the first-class section. Again, the blonde replied, “I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving.”
    The co-pilot  then  asked  the captain what he should do. The captain said, “I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to do.”
    He went to the first-class section and whispered to the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section, saying to herself, “Why didn't anyone just say so?”
    Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked the captain what he said to her. The captain replied, “I told her the first-class section wasn't going to New York.”

    在飞往纽约的一驾飞机上，空中小姐叫一位坐在一等舱的金发女郎搬到经济舱去，因为她没有一等舱的机票。
    金发女郎回答道：“我是金发女，我很漂亮，我要去纽约，我不搬。”空姐不想和一位旅客争论，要求副驾驶去说服她。副驾驶过去对她说，请她搬出一等舱。金发女还是说：“我是金发女，我很漂亮，我要去纽约，我不搬。”
    副驾驶问机长他该怎么办。机长说：“我的妻子是金发女，我知道该怎么办。”
    机长走进一等舱，凑进金发女的耳边嘀咕了一声，金发女立即起身，跑步进了经济舱并自言自语地说：“为甚么没有人给我这样说过？”
    空姐和副驾驶都感到吃惊，问机长对她说了些什么。机长回答：“我告诉她一等舱不去纽约。”